Dispicable Me Edith Gru Costume

Every year, my work makes a big deal of Halloween. We have a skit contest, a costume contest, and contests for cubicle decorating, ghoulish food, and pumpkin decorating. This year my department decided to do a Despicable Me skit, and I decided to run with it (I love minions!). I’ve already done a post about my ‘ghoulish food’ entry (unicorn poop cookies).

I was Edith Gru in the skit and this is how I made my costume:

I started by going to thrift stores. I couldn’t find any sweaters with dark pink and light pink vertical stripes, so I bought two sweaters – one light pink and the other dark pink. I cut up the light pink sweater and sewed it onto the dark one to make the stripes. (I actually spent way to much time on this part,,,I probably could have basted the stripes on much more loosely, or even just glued them on)

The leggings are just black leggings from a thrift store.

The skirt is just a t-shirt (also from a thrift store). I cut it apart at the shoulders and cut of the sleeves, then I used a regular belt to hold it up.

The boots were a little more difficult. Halloween morning I still didn’t have a plan, so I took a bunch of material with me to work. I ended up cutting the sleeves off of a long sleeve white shirt and pulling them on over my white tennis shoes. The sleeves wouldn’t stay up, so I stitched them straight onto my leggings. (I had to cut them off that night…).

My next problem came when I went into the restroom – most of the office is carpeted, but it is tile in there. Turns out, my ‘boots’ had terrible traction. I took care of that by putting duct tape on the bottom of my feet!

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ELCA ChurchWide Assembly 2013

I was a voting member at the 2013 ELCA Churchwide Assembly this summer in Pittsburgh. This is the report I wrote up for my church’s newsletter:

Monday morning in Pittsburgh I was greeted by a table full of cookies. They have a tradition at weddings called the ‘Cookie Table’. Apparently, all of the relatives bring cookies and pool them together, then everybody eats as many as they want (not just one or two, there’s plenty for all). The host synod in Pittsburgh decided to do this for the Churchwide Assembly. They put out a cookie table for us, not just the first day, but Monday through Friday, different conferences providing cookies for each day. On Monday, we learned that they had a goal of 200 dozen cookies a day. By Friday, we learned that they didn’t exactly hit that goal. They brought us 400 dozen cookies each day.

The theme of the assembly was “Always being made new.” We witnessed plenty of new creation over the week. We elected a new presiding bishop and a new church secretary. We passed a new social statement on Criminal Justice. We were introduced to a new ELW Prayer Book for the Armed Services. We learned about new missions nurtured by the Mission Investment Fund, new understanding through the Book of Faith Initiative, and new hope through Renewing Congregations. We heard new voices through the youth and young adults standing up and saying “We are with you, are you with us?”

At the same time we are a church that is “Deeply Rooted”. We were greeted by leaders from other churches: from the Malagasy Lutheran Church and the Lutheran Church in Malaysia and Singapore, from the Jewish Council, from a Catholic Bishop, and from the World Sikh Council (the first time the ELCA Churchwide Assembly has been greeted by a non-Abrahamic faith). We heard reports from the church officers. We listened to Memorials sent from the synods, and acted on them. We amended our Governing Documents. We debated, and hearing from voting members with great passion and with great attention to detail. We saw more of the wonderful work that the Churchwide organization is doing through presentations about global and local mission and the ELCA Malaria Campaign.

We worshiped. We prayed. We sang. We ate cookies together.

We celebrated the 25th anniversary of the ELCA, and approved a 25th Anniversary Campaign so that the church we love can grow and serve even more.

We were greeted with cookies, as family, because we there is nothing more Lutheran that feeding the hungry and welcoming the stranger. We are a church that is “Deeply Rooted and Always Being Made New”.

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Cherry Cheese Coffee Cake

I love this coffee cake: it’s simple to make, very tasty, and looks fancy.

Cherry Cheese Coffee Cake

Cake & filling
2 (8 oz. each) pkgs. refrigerated crescent rolls
8 oz. cream cheese (1 package), softened (seriously, the softened part is important!)
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1 egg
1/2 tsp. vanilla or almond extract
1 21 oz. can cherry pie filling

Glaze
1/2 cup powdered sugar
2-3 teaspoons milk

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Unroll crescent dough.

Separate into 16 triangles, reserving 4 triangles for decoration.

On Large Round Stone, arrange 12 triangles in a circle with wide ends toward the outside edge of Baking Stone and points toward the center (Points will not meet.)

Using lightly floured Dough and Pizza Roller, roll dough into 14-in circle, pressing seams together to seal and leaving a 3-inch hole in the center. (The edges of the dough should be close to the edge of the stone, and imagine a juice can sitting in the hole in the middle. Don’t worry too much about the exact dimensions)

Pinch up the edges of the dough – on the outside and on the inner circle – to make a little edge to keep the filling in.

For filling, in Classic Batter Bowl, combine cream cheese, powdered sugar, egg, and vanilla.

Mix until smooth using a wooden spoon. (Honestly, it won’t really be smooth. Just do your best, mash up the biggest chunks, and don’t worry about the little chunks)

Spread cream cheese mixture over dough to within ½ inch of edges; top with pie filling.

Using Pizza Cutter, cut each remaining crescent dough triangle into thirds starting at the wide end opposite the point and cutting lengthwise to the point.

Arrange dough strips evenly in spoke-like fashion over filling. Press ends to seal at center and outer edges.

Bake 25-30 minutes or until golden brown; cool slightly.

For glaze, mix powdered sugar and milk until smooth using Skinny Scraper. (Start with less milk: add more milk if it is too thick, more powdered sugar if it is too thin.)

Drizzle glaze over coffee cake. (Be careful, if the glaze is too thin, it will just flow off the coffee cake and drip all over your stove…)

Cut into 12 pieces and serve warm using Mini Serving Spatula.

(It’s just as good cold; it’s best to serve it right from the stone – it doesn’t transfer well)

 

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Unicorn Poop Cookies

I found a recipe for Unicorn Poop Cookies, and I couldn’t not try them.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/

Here’s the original recipe:

1/4 C Shortening
1/2 C Butter
2 Eggs
1 tsp Vanilla
2 1/2 C Flour
1 tsp Baking Powder
1 tsp Salt

Mix well shortening, sugar, eggs and flavoring. Measure flour by dip-level-pour method or by sifting. Blend flour, baking powder and salt; stir in. Chill at least 1 hr. Heat oven to 400° mod. hot). Roll 1/8″ thick on floured board. Cut with 3″ cooky cutter. Place on ungreased baking sheet. Bake 6 to * min. Makes about  doz.

Now, I can’t just leave a recipe alone, so I tweaked it a bit.
My Recipe:

3/4 c Shortening
1 c Sugar
2 Eggs
1 t Vanilla
1/8 t Almond Extract
2 1/4 c flour
1/4 c Powdered Sugar
1 t Cream of Tartar
1/2 t Baking Soda
1/4 t Salt

Blend: shortening, sugar
Add: eggs,vanilla, almond extract
Blend some more.
Combine: dry ingredients
Slowly add dry ingredients to dough (mixer on lowest setting)

Chill – only half an hour or so, just so it is easier to handle.
Separate into 6 sections for coloring. I don’t bother to use flour when manipulating the dough, I just use my Pampered Chef silicon mat.
I used Wilton icing coloring and stirred it in a cereal bowl, using a regular spoon.

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After that, chill some more, preferably over night. The dough should be in ziplock baggies, or covered well with plastic wrap.

Now to shape the cookies. Roll the dough into snakes, lay them next to each other, and roll them together. I find it easiest to squish the snakes down, gently pinch the long sides together, pinch it all together, then roll it.

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Gently twist the new rainbow snake

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Pinch smaller sections off the snake and roll them a bit more, then shape them into poop shapes

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I make my cookies much smaller than the original poster. I have found with all of my treats that the smaller I make them, the more people eat – it’s not proportional either, 1/2 the size and people will take 3 or  times more. (plus, I’m going to all this trouble to make these, I want to make a lot)

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Chill some more.

Preheat oven to 400°
Sprinkle white sugar on the cookies (as much as they can hold)
Bake for…10 minutes?…I’m really bad at this part, I put them in for 5 minutes then check for what feels right…I know…not helpful…

I always bake them on my Pampered Chef Stoneware, so that even if I leave them in too long they just get crispier, not burnt.

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If you want the shiny balls, stick them in the cookies right away after they come out of the oven.

The cookies are perfectly tasty and fun-looking as they are, but more decorating is always possible.

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Sparkle gel makes it sparkly, but I don’t really like it. It always stays sticky and I can’t stack the cookies. Someone on the internet suggested glaze, like on pies. I haven’t had a chance to try it yet.

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We have a Halloween food contest at work every year. This was my entry.
(Second place!)
(My department had a Despicable Me theme)

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Crispy Treats

‘Scotcheroos’ peanutbutter rice crispy treats

1c Sugar

1c corn syrup

1c peanut butter

6 c cereal (rice crispies, cheerios, kix, really any cereal you want)

The short version:

Bring sugar and corn syrup to a boil, remove from heat, combine with peanut butter, stir into cereal, pour onto flat surface to set.

the long version:

Put peanut butter in large glass bowl (I use pamered chef classic batter bowl)

Put cereal in really large bowl (I use an extra-large Tupperware ‘thatsa bowl’ (32 cup)) a large mixing bowl would work fine

Put sugar and corn syrup in a sauce pan (I use my pampered chef ), heat over medium heat, stirring constantly (or the sugar will burn) until it boils. (I use my pampered chef mix’n scraper)

Remove from heat and combine sugar mixture and peanut butter (you can add the peanut butter to the sauce pan, but I like to add the sugar to the peanut butter in the glass bowl, I think it is easier to stir and easier to pour).  Stir it well.

Add the sugar-peanut butter mixture to the cereal and mix until the cereal is coated.

Do these last two steps quickly, so it doesn’t start to set.

Pour the cereal mixture onto a Pampered Chef pastry mat (or parchment paper, or wax paper).

Spread it quickly and gently, don’t pat down or the treat gets hard. I use my Mix’n Scrape to ‘pull’ the treats out – starting from the center and scraping the top towards the edges.

Let set.

Eat and enjoy (if you can wait that long)

(store in an airtight container)

Chocolate topping:

I honestly don’t have a real recipe for this, what I do boils down to ‘melt some chocolate chips and some butterscotch chips and a bit of oil’

It really depends on how thick you want it, and I usually try to leave about half of it without chocolate for people who don’t want it.

I use a portion of about 1:4 butterscotch to chocolate. Probably about 2 cups chocolate chips (use semi-sweet, milk chocolate won’t set up as well and the butterscotch will add sweetness) and about ½ cup up butterscotch chips (the butterscotch chips help it set well, if you want it more ‘butterscotch-y’, replace more of the chocolate with butterscotch) and about ½ t of oil (vegetable, canola, olive, it doesn’t really matter, but vegetable is probably least healthy).

I melt it in a glass measure cup in the microwave – power level three, stir every 30 seconds, when it starts to melt stir every 10 or 5 seconds, you want it only barely heated enough to melt, some of the lumps will melt when you stir it.

Pour over treats and spread (I use a P.C. mini scraper).

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Chocolate Cake and Frosting

chocolate Extender cake

1 pkg       devils food cake mix

1 c           flour (rounded)

¾ c          sugar

1 t            baking powder

2 T             cocoa (rounded)

½ c             oil

2/3 c                    water

1 pkg          chocolate chips

Mix dry ingredients, add oil, water, and whatever the cake mix calls for and mix according to the package directions. Stir in chocolate chips. Bake according to package directions plus 15 min.

Recipe from my mom. Also good with mint M&M’s – just toss them on top after the batter is in the pan (they’ll sink, but it’ll be good)

Important tip: If you are using a hand mixer, do not drop the mixer into the batter. It makes a very big mess. Trust me on this.

chocolate frosting

½ c          brown sugar

½ c          sugar

¼ c          margarine

¼ c          milk

1 t            vanilla

3/4 c                chocolate chips

1 dash      salt

Mix sugars, margarine, and milk in a pan. Bring to a boil while stirring.  Boil for one minute.  Remove from heat, then add vanilla and chocolate chips. Cool, stirring occasionally, before spreading on cake.

Recipe from my mom.

Frosting is very dense and chocolaty.

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Fudge

Gramma Sis’s Mint Fudge

¼ cup mint chocolate chips

¾ cup chocolate chips

½ cup butter

1 teaspoon vanilla

pinch of salt

2 cups sugar

1 small can evaporated milk (about 3/4 cup)

10 marshmallows, cut up

Place chips, butter, vanilla, and salt in large bowl.  Set aside.

Put sugar, milk and marshmallows in large pan.  Bring to boil, boil 6 minutes.  Pour over other ingredients and stir until dissolved.  Pour into greased 9×9 inch pan and cool.

Rachael’s Fudge

1 ¼ cup chocolate chips (chop up bittersweet chocolate for darker fudge

½ cup margarine (do not substitute butter, it doesn’t set up as well)

1 teaspoon vanilla

pinch of salt

2 cups sugar

1 small can evaporated milk (about 3/4 cup)

2 ½ cups mini marshmallows (you can substitute cut up regular marshmallows) (I measure in a 2 cup glass measure cup and just full it to the top) (make sure the marshmallows are fresh and not drying out, or they will not melt right)

Put chips, margarine, vanilla, and salt in a Large Batter Bowl (8 cup glass measure cup) (works well because the glass is heat resistant, the handle makes it easy to stir). (for best results, make sure margarine and chips are room temperature – they will melt faster and you have better chance of getting the fudge into the pan before it starts to set)

Line a 9×9 inch pan with foil and grease. (you can use the wrapper from the stick of margarine to grease it) (you can also line the pan with parchment paper, you don’t need to grease it – a silicon pan will also work – another idea is to cut small squares of plastic wrap and use them to line muffin tins, if you cut the plastic big enough, you can use it to wrap the fudge when you are done, you have to pour the fudge fast so it doesn’t start to set too soon)

Put sugar, evaporated milk, and marshmallows in large pot (make sure it is big enough – the sugar mixture expands a lot while it cooks, if the pot isn’t big enough it can’t expand enough, you’ll have to turn the heat down, and it won’t set up right). Bring to a boil and boil for 7 minutes, stirring constantly. (if the sugar mixture starts turning brown, it has cooked enough, even if the 7 minutes aren’t up)

Pour the sugar mixture into the Batter Bowl and stir until the chips and margarine are dissolved. Pour into the pan you have prepared and let cool. (stir fast and pour quickly, or the fudge will start to set) (the fudge doesn’t really need refrigerated, but it will set up better and stay firmer if it is)

To store fudge long-term, wrap it tightly in plastic wrap and freeze. I had a large chunk of fudge that I made before Christmas, wrapped in two layers of plastic wrap, and put in my freezer. I got it out in May and no one knew the difference.

(That was a fun one too, I used a large square silicon pan, put a layer of almond bark in the bottom, a layer of fudge, a layer of melted green mint chips, another layer of fudge, and then a final layer of almond bark. Very tasty; lots of compliments.)

Something fun I’ve been doing lately is using molds. I’ve used soap molds, cookie molds, silicon muffin tins (flexible molds work best). I spray the mold with oil (I use canola oil in a Pampered Chef spritzer), then I coat the mold in almond bark. I melt the almond bark in a Pampered Chef one cup prep bowl, in the microwave at power level 5 and stir it with a butter knife. I leave it in the microwave for about 30 seconds the first time, then stir it every 15 seconds after that. Once it is melted, I use the butter knife to carefully coat the inside of the molds.

Then I make the fudge. To make the fudge softer, I sometimes use a smaller pot, or keep the temperature lower. Instead of pouring the fudge into a pan, I just pour it into the candy coated molds. It’s a good idea to have something ready to take any extra fudge that won’t fit – I use some chap plastic cereal bowls that have been sprayed with oil (thin plastic bowls, that can flex a bit). Try not to fill quite to the tops of the candy. You have to do this fast, as the fudge wants to start to set. It’s best if you can tap the molds against the counter a few times, to get the fudge even and get rid of any bubbles, but you really have to be fast to do this before the fudge starts to set.

Next, melt more almond bark and use the butter knife to spread it over the top of the fudge, to seal it inside. It’s better to do this soon after you make the fudge, I’ve tried after the fudge has cooled in the fridge, but it doesn’t seem to bond as well.

Once the fudge, and the last layer of almond bark, has cooled (all the way cool, in the refrigerator), pop it out of the molds. This is where you will be glad of using plenty of oil. If you have trouble getting it out, try popping it in the freezer for a bit.

Wrap the treats in plastic wrap and serve, share, or freeze.

For more fun, you can color the almond bark with candy food coloring (make sure the food coloring says ‘candy’, and does not have any water in the ingredients – normal food coloring will make the almond bark seize and ruin it). Or use normal chocolate instead of almond bark. I’ve mixed almond bark and chocolate so the chocolate will set up better. One experiment I tried I mixed almond bark, and chocolate chips, and cocoa powder –it worked quite well.

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First Useful Thing

Did you know that ‘useful’ only has one ‘L’?

I did not, but spell check does.

Now you know.

(I still thing it looks better with two, ‘usefull’)

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