Bread

There’s a secret about baking bread: it’s not that hard. It’s related to a secret about recipes: a recipe isn’t the only way to make a thing, it is *one* way to make the thing. You can bend a bread recipe pretty far and still get bread. I tend to look at any recipe more as a starting point than a set of firm rules. (This recipe started with all white flour, no chia, and more salt.)

Here’s how to make bread:

Mix flour and water with a pinch of salt and a pinch of yeast. Let rise. Optionally, knead down and let rise again, one or more times. Bake. Preferably, water should be warm, but not boiling (boiling water will kill the yeast). Use enough flour not to be soupy, enough water so everything sticks together. I found some ratios online that claim bread is usually 5:3 flour to water, this recipe is closer to 2:1.

 

My (current) favorite bread recipe:

Ingredients:

2/3 C      Wheat Flour
2/3 C      Bread Flour
2/3 C      Almond Flour
1 C          Unbleached White Flour
2 T          Ground Chia seed
¼ t          yeast
1/8 t       salt
1 ½ C      warm water (not boiling)

 

Mix all the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Make sure it’s well blended so the chia doesn’t clump.

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Add the warm (NOT boiling!) water.

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Stir until all the flour is integrated. Don’t worry about over working the dough. There should be no flour left outside of the dough. (If it looks like below, keep going.)

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The dough will be stickier than normal for bread dough. (Below is well mixed.)

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Scrape into a largish bowl and cover with a clean towel.

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Let sit for 8-14 hours. (Don’t stress about how long, I’ve left it anywhere from 6 to 24 hours.)

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Raised dough.

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Dump it into an oven-safe cooking sauce pan. I have a 2 qt I like, but I have also had good results in a bigger pot – the bread is just wider and flatter.

I use a spatula to scrape down the sides,  nudge it into a ball, then roll it into the pot.

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Let rise another 30min – 2 hours.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Factor preheat time into the last rise time – leave the bread on top of the oven where it is nice and warm.

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Bake 20 minutes.

Put lid on the pot, bake for 10 more minutes.

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Remove from oven.

REMEMBER: You just took that pot out of the oven, so the handle is hot too! Gordan Ramsey recently advised one of the kids on Master Chef Jr. to sprinkle some flour or salt on the handle of the pot so you remember not to touch it.

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Remove from pot – it should pop out pretty easily – and let it cool on a cooling rack covered by a towel.

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Congratulations! You just made bread!

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Bread

2/3 C      Wheat Flour
2/3 C      Bread Flour
2/3 C      Almond Flour
1 C          Unbleached White Flour
2 T          Ground Chia seed
¼ t          yeast
1/8 t       salt
1 ½ C      warm water (not boiling)

Mix all the dry ingredients together in a bowl.
Add the warm (NOT boiling!) water. Stir until all the flour is integrated.
Let sit for 8-14 hours.
Dump it into an oven-safe sauce pan (2qt size works well).
Let rise another 30min – 2 hours.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. (Factor preheat time into the last rise time – leave the bread on top of the oven where it is nice and warm).
Bake 20 minutes.
Put lid on the pot, bake for 10 more minutes.
Remove from oven and remove from pot and let it cool on a cooling rack covered by a towel.

 

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Tardis Hat

Tardis Hat

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Original pattern: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/tardis-hat

Needles: size 7

Yarn: Sincerely by Purl Essence Everyday; Colors: Sincerely Royal Blue, Sincerely White, Sincerely Black

Variations:

Knit flat (instead of in the round), add an extra stitch on each end for the seam

I made the ribbing 2 inches. The windows were 5 rows tall instead of 4, and the break between them was 2 instead of 1 (I needed to make the gap an even number of rows to pick up the white yarn). The break between the top window and the black was 3 rows instead of 5 (to compensate for the rows I added in the windows). I added an extra row of black then a row of blue on the top of the black strip, below the purl row (because I thought it looked better).

Also, I think I angled the decreases backwards .

When I joined the white for the topper, I also decreased at the beginning and end to get to 4 stitches (to compensate for the two stitches I added for the seam) then I joined in the round to i-cord the white.

Overall, it came out a bit loose. If I knit it again, I would either go with size 4 or 5 needles, or try to alter the pattern to reduce the width. It did turn out pretty cool though. I especially like how the decreases make it square-ish.

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New Year’s Resolutions

I just got back from DragonCon, and I figure this is a better time to make changes than an arbitrary roll-over of the calendar.

I moved about a month ago, and I had big plans to start exercising more. My new place has all sorts of amenities, including a nice, accessible, exercise room; a pool and hot tub; a place I can store a bike and tons of great places to bike. Then I realized that vacating my old place didn’t mean I was finished moving. (I have soo much crap…) And I hadn’t started any of those DragonCon costumes that I have been planning since last DragonCon.

Long Term Goals:
Exercise more
Not go up a clothing size
Make small, short-term goals; and keep them
Get the bike working and start biking places
Go through those boxes that were carried over from my old place without ever being opened
Extremely limit buying more: t-shirts, candy, yarn. (I have way more t-shirts than I need, so I want to only buy the really really awesome ones. No more candy until I’ve used what I have – with specific exceptions, for dark chocolate peanut M&M’s and semi-sweet chocolate chips. Yarn: I should probably not buy any yarn I don’t have a specific project for; I don’t actually intend to stick to this one, but I should.)

Overly Hopeful DragonCon Specific Goals:
Finish costumes early (24 hours before the flight counts as early, but earlier would be good)
Actually sleep the night before the flight

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My Pre-Dragoncon To-Do List

  • Make energy bites
  • Find socks
  • Pack
  • Decide on knitting projects
  • Work on schedule
  • Costumes
    • Amy Pond
      • Decide on shorts vs jeans/which pair
      • Print silence mask
        • Cover silence mask
      • Pen necklace
    • Kaylee
      • Patches
        • Teddy bear?
        • Flower
        • Heart
      • Shirt
        • Sew it or buy one
    • Kel (Keladry of Mindelan/Protector of the Small)
      • Glaive
        • Create blade
        • Attach blade
        • Cover base
      • Tunic
        • Finish shaping rough draft
        • Make final version
      • Shirt
        • Sew it
      • Shield (well, shield device sewn in fabric)
        • Cut pieces
        • Attach pieces
        • Decide where it is going
          • Backpack or front of tunic
      • Decide on pants
      • Boots?
        • Make some sort of leg covers to look like boots?
        • Probably won’t get to this
  • Most importantly: GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GET TO WORK!
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Sundrop Baby Hat

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pattern: http://fpea.blogspot.com/2010/04/free-pattern-fridaysundrop.html

It took me three tries to get this right, and if I had more time I probably would have tweaked it a bit and gone for four.

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The first hat I did in yellow. The first thing I did was forget that my needles are marked in mm and the pattern was US sizes. I used a size 2.75mm instead of size 3 US (3.25mm). This was only for the brim, I realized what I did when I switched to the larger size for the top of the hat. I chose to twist the stitches, which made the hat smaller and changed how the “quatrefoil pattern” (the holes) looked. The smaller size worked out, because the baby was teensy, but I didn’t like how it changed the patter. I also thought the brim wasn’t shaped enough, probably because of the error with needle size.

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The next one I made with pink yarn, and it turned out almost perfect, except I got off on my counting and the second set of quatrefoil was off.

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Before I started the third one I drew out the pattern until I understood it. I do better if I understand the relationship between the current row and the previous row, rather than just counting stitches. This actually helped me find an error in this iteration, even though I did have to un-knit two and a half rows.

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If I had more time, I might have made one more. There is one quatrefoil in the second row that would cross the start of the round. I omitted it in the third hat and I want to try including it.

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TardisMouse

Pattern: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/tardis-mouse
Yarn: Sincerely by Purl Essence Everyday; Sincerely Royal Blue, Sincerely Black, Sincerely White ($2.49 each)
Needles: size 3.25 double pointed

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The instructions say to knit round or flat; I started knitting flat, then decided to knit in the round, starting about where the decreases end. After a few rows of color work, I decided it would be easier to knit flat, so that I wouldn’t have long strands running across the back. At one point, near the middle, I did another few rows in the round so that the stranded colors would be on the right side, then I switched back to knitting flat.

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After I finished the color work, I switched back to knitting in the round. I misread the chart and knitted the eyes in black, where it calls for a purl in the main color, but I’m happy with how it turned out.

About halfway through the decreases I seamed where I knit flat and stuffed the mouse. I wish I’d embroidered the words ‘Police Box’ at that time, but I forgot and didn’t do it until the very end.

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There are three different patterns for the ears. Two are crochet and one is knit. I’m just learning to crochet, and I thought about trying the larger crochet pattern, but I thought the knitted ears looked cuter. (and I love how they turned out! They are so adorable!) I knit an extra ear in each color, because I wasn’t sure what I was doing for the first one.

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I wish I’d sewn on the ears before I stuffed the mouse. I’m not sure I’ve attached them as firmly as I could have.

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Embroidery is not my strong suit. I’m not entirely happy with the nose; I think it ended up too big, especially in comparison with the eyes.

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I almost forgot to add the ‘Police Box’ embroidery. Like I said, embroidery is not my strong suite, but I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. I do wish I had remembered to do this right after the black section; I haven’t figured out how to tie off the ends from the front.

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Knit Naruto Headband

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Size 2 needles; silver, black, and navy blue; soft yarn.

The black was Red Heart Super Soft; the blue and silver were both leftovers, I think the silver was Caron Simply Soft.

I found the pattern for the design here: http://www.braceletbookcdn.com/obr/9209/pattern.png

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Forehead protector: CO 22 with silver, knit whole thing in stockinette, knit 5 rows, start pattern on right side with black, adding one stitch before and one after the pattern grid, knit 5 rows, cast off.

I think I knit the first five rows about five times until I got the width right. I don’t remember all of the iterations I went through; a side border of ten was too wide, at one point I didn’t realize the pattern was sideways, I thought about knitting it sideways, a bottom border of five rows was too wide. When I finally got it to a point I liked it, I realized I was knitting the pattern backwards. It is supposed to go from the top down, and I was knitting from the bottom up. I thought about redoing it, but I ended up just going with it. (And once I just lost track of the pattern after a few rows. The last time, I started marking my place.)

This one had the bottom border too narrow.
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This one, I just lost track of where I was and screwed up the pattern somehow.
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I just tied the ends of the black yarn together, I didn’t bother to weave them in since I was stitching it to the headband.
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Headband: CO 120 stitches (if I did it again, I would do 60 stitches), these initial stitches will be k1p1 rib, the added stitches will be stockinette. Add a stitch at the end of each row for 9 rows, at the end of the 9th row cast on another 80 stitches knit back across and add another 80 stitches on that end. Add one stitch for the next  rows. Decrease on stitch for the next 5 rows. On the next row cast off 80 first stitches, then knit across. Cast off first 80 stitches. Decrease one stitch for 6 rows. Cast off.
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I knit the first couple of rows three or four times. At first I was going to knit the whole thing in stockinette, but I decided to go with the rib so it wouldn’t curl. I left the tails stockinette because I was alright with them curling and I didn’t want them to stretch as much. I know I tried 80 stitches for the original cast on once, I think that’s the width I settled on if I was sticking with the stockinette, but I decided I needed to increase it when I switched to the rib.

This is the ‘pattern’ I actually used. 🙂

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Stitch the forehead protector to the headband. Use the silver yarn, and follow the pattern on the silver piece. If you are really fancy, you can try to keep the stitches through the purl rows where they stick out, so the stitches will not be obvious from the back. I accidentally did this for part of it.

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Energy Bites

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1 C Oatmeal (Quick oats)
1 T Chia seed
2 T Cocoa
1/3 C ground Walnuts
2/3 C ground Almonds
1/3 C Chocolate chips
1/2 C Peanut butter
1 T Coconut Oil (melted)
1/3 C Honey

Just mix it all together, then form into balls. The Pampered Chef Small Cookie Scoop (1T) is a good size. I scoop them with the scoop, then shape them into balls, using a wet hand.

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I first saw energy bites at Hy-Vee. They were near the Health Market section and had a dietitian sign near them, so I thought they might be healthy. And they had chocolate chips and looked tasty. (On a related note, I really need to stop grocery shopping when I’m hungry.) The ingredient list impressed me, and when I got around to eating them I liked the taste and how filling they were.

That’s when I googled ‘energy bites’ and realized that it was a thing. I found some recipes and combined them into something that sounded good to me. I listed some of the more influential recipes at the bottom of the page. Most of the recipes had coconut and ground flax – and I wanted to replace those. A while ago I researched flax and chia and I learned that to get the omega 3 from flax seed, you have to grind it, and it looses effectiveness quickly after it’s ground. As I don’t have any equipment or interest in grinding my own flax seed, I tend to favor chia. As for coconut – I just really don’t like the texture of dried coconut.

I replaced the coconut and flax with ground almond and ground walnut. I wanted to keep with dry ingredients that were high-protein. I used more almond than walnut because I find the flavor of almonds more neutral and walnuts more bitter. Honestly, the proportions of walnut and almond were also influenced by the fact that I couldn’t find a clean 1/4 C measure cup, but I did have a 1/3 C.

I added the cocoa, because I like chocolate and since cocoa is actually good for you I like adding it whenever I can. I also thought it would help balance the walnut. I used quick oats instead of old fashioned, because I had them on hand and wanted to use them up. The coconut oil was because was using the last of a big jar of natural peanut butter and it was really dry. The second batch ended up softer – I used regular creamy peanut butter. I might fiddle with the recipe a bit to deal with that.

Some people might prefer mini chocolate chips – but I like the big ones. The darker the better of course. I use Costco brand semisweet chips that are 51% cocoa. Lately I have been using one cup of chocolate chips instead of 1/3 cup, because I keep forgetting to check the recipe. It turns out delicious, but doesn’t tolerate heat as well.

Here are some of the initial recipes I used to create my own:

No-Bake Energy Bites


http://eat-drink-love.com/2013/04/no-bake-energy-bites/
http://www.cookingclassy.com/2014/04/bake-energy-bites/
http://www.cookingclassy.com/2014/06/bake-chocolate-energy-bites/

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Pi Plus Two Day

Happy Pi + 2 Day!

3-14-15 was the Ultimate Pi Day of the Century. I didn’t get a post then because I was busy celebrating (and making treats, not in that order).

Last year I made some epic decorations for Pi-Month. I cut numbers out of cereal boxes, each about six to eight inches tall. I painted each one individually, mostly solid colors, some with two blended colors. I don’t remember how many digits I had, but I’m pretty sure it was more than 50. I had a larger piece of thin cardboard cut in the shape of pi and painted rainbow colors in a tie-dye pattern. And I can’t find any of them.

Eventually I gave up, and made new decorations. This is my Pi Poster.

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You may notice that the colors are suspiciously similar to the colors from my cubicle castle. In fact, the cardboard was left over from the castle too. I painted the whole thing in one evening.

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The numbers go across the bottom, then up the right side, across the top, the down the right side. I didn’t count how many digits I used.

This is my Knit Pi. I would give you the pattern, but I didn’t use one. I used some techniques I learned recently making a stuffed cow and ‘human beans’. (both of which I intend to post about … eventually)

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Pi Bread! I didn’t even cut it, but we ate a lot of it anyway. (I just put bread dough on a cookie sheet in the shape of pi and baked it like normal.)

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Pi Fudge. I had to make three batches to get enough digits and enough p’s for “Happy Pi Day”. I bought the silicone molds for the numbers and letters on Amazon (http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M16L9ZQ/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1). They ended up being a really good size for fudge.

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The circle shapes with the letter pi were made in a silicone cupcake mold. I made the letter on the bottom with almond bark using a butter knife. I tried piping it from a ziplock bag, but it didn’t work as well. The trick to making them turn out is to chill them before pouring in the fudge. The first batch didn’t look nearly as nice, but since I was making three batches to get all the characters I needed, I had time to perfect it. Also, I still have a lot of fudge in my fridge.

Pi Necklace. Made out of Sculptey, formed free hand. This is the first time I used Sculptey since high school art class. I’m really happy with the way it turned out. This was my practice one, eventually I’m going to make one using the purple sparkly clay. I think I’ll make the loop on the top sideways instead of flat, so I won’t need a jump ring. The one I have on this one is made out of phone wire wrapped around itself a few times.

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This is my Pi Cape. I was making a blanket this summer and my friend kept telling me I should make a cape. So, I made a small cape. With pi on it.

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Pi Day Cookies. Did I forget to take a picture of my Pi Cookies? They are just chocolate chip cookies with pi drawn on them with almond bark.

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Chocolate Pretzel Crack

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I started making these for Halloween – I was going to put eyes on them and use them for the Halloween food contest at work, but we ended up not having one this year (probably a good thing, considering how much time I put into my cubicle castle).

I brought first drafts of the treats to a party and they were a huge hit. (And part of the reason my name is now apparently “Snack Lady”)

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chocolate chips
coconut oil
mini pretzel sticks (broken)
mini marshmallows

Break up the pretzels.
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Break each one into two or three pieces. I grab handfuls and break them with my hands. I then pick them up gently and put them in a different container. I don’t want to get all the powdery crumbs and loose salt.

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Melt the chocolate chips and the coconut oil in the microwave.
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I use a 2c glass measure cup, set the microwave for 3 minutes on power level 3, stir after 30 seconds, then every 5 to 10 seconds after that. I stir it with a butter knife. Make sure to heat it the minimum amount  possible.

Put the pretzels and marshmallows in a medium size bowl.
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I use a Pampered Chef 8c glass measure cup – aka Large Batter Bowl.

Pour the melted chocolate-and-coconut oil onto the pretzels-and-marshmallows. Stir until completely coated.

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I use a Pampered Chef Super Scraper. Just keep stirring, kind of a scooping and folding motion works best.

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Use a spoon to drop small piles of goodness onto parchment paper. Wait for the chocolate to harden, then store in an airtight container.

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(There’s no need for the cooling racks, I just use them because they stack and I have limited counter space.)

Modifications

If you replace the pretzels with crunchy lo mein noodles it looks cooler, but it doesn’t taste as good. You’ll want to add salt, but I haven’t experimented with it enough to know how much salt.

Halloween: Attach eyes onto a cluster with almond bark. Buy candy eyes or make them out of almond bark. Call it a bug or a monster.

Easter/Spring: Attach three jelly beans or chocolate eggs in the spring and call it a nest.

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Ingredient Notes: I more or less made up all of the proportions. Honestly, I don’t measure this. The coconut oil helps the chocolate melt more smoothly helps it harden. I haven’t noticed any taste from it. You can add a bit of vegetable or olive oil instead to help it melt smoothly, or stick with just chocolate, but it won’t set up quite as nicely. Use semi-sweet or dark chocolate chips, not milk chocolate. I like Costco semi-sweet chips, because they are 51% cocoa. (There actually isn’t any difference between semi-sweet chocolate and dark chocolate.)

Recipe

1 c chocolate chips
1 T coconut oil
4 c mini pretzel rods (broken)
2 c mini marshmallows

Break up the pretzels.
Melt the chocolate chips and the coconut oil in the microwave.
Put the pretzels and marshmallows in a medium size bowl.
Pour the melted chocolate-and-coconut oil onto the pretzels-and-marshmallows. Stir until completely coated.
Use a spoon to drop small piles of goodness onto parchment paper. Wait for the chocolate to harden, then store in an airtight container.

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